Hold. During his travels, he learns more about his Huoourgh! WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Well it's 5:55. Are you prepared for this moment? Xavier: I propose a new loco tag -- solid white. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Police Officer: Someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. stands for "Supportive Community of Connected Spirits.". I'm some sort of life-savior? [throws the bowl of cereal that randomly appear out of nowhere]. Quotes.net. Frightened? A note on It Makes Sense in Context and Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: To save time, we will only clarify which one something is on the rare occasion where it does make sense in context. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Mexican Gang Member #3: It's okay. Xavier comes to the rescue of a curious youngster who gets in over his heart trying to impress his father. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Third Gang Member: This is kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. June: What's that, Popo? Disk Jockey: We're back! Now there was a factory mix-up! Hey! We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! WebNick Weidenfeld. JavaScript is disabled. Lampshaded in the first episode, where Xavier warns a group harassing him that they may some day need his help. Xavier: Pain is never the fault of the feeler, it's just the fault of your actions you consciously chose to make. All rights reserved. Just go towards the light. But then I felt something in my gut -- The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life. You're so strong! Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Xavier: Other kids could be cruel. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. Waaahhh! Dweeby Chimp. Processing. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Hello? no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Hold. Hello!" Would you be interested in reading some of my literature? l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Think of some kids. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Percy: These guys -- they were Mexican, they were gang members, and they smashed my mascot costume. We develop trading and investment tools such as stock charts for Private Investors. Xavier is mentally ill and hallucinating the entire series. Man: You see what this weirdo here is saying? Hold. Townie: So you use your powers to save people? Xavier: Life. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. "Kharmarabionic Lotion": The town of Lotion, New Mexico makes so much money off of oil that they buy the network which makes the show, then sell it to Arabs at a profit. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Xavier: look at the two of us. I found out the hard way. Vote YES on Proposition 1321. https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier%3A_renegade_angel_108823, https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier:_renegade_angel_quotes_108823. 2 Mar. Security Guard: Sir, this is private property. Thank you so much for this. But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. Im the real me! It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on But you buried it. Also I'm really depressed yay. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! X1: "Hello?" JavaScript is disabled. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Xavier: No. It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. ["La Cucaracha" plays]. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Xavier: Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. In episode 8, something similar happens to Xavier himself. Watch. Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman? Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. Will you be my beast? Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. There was a mix-up at the cookie factory! That's why you don't like cereal. Xavier: I know what your butt did to that boy! More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. Gonna put you in a world of hurt. Things nearly blowup in their faces, but Xavier employs some quick think and tasty treats to avert catastrophe.
. I found out the hard way. SoundCloud. Web Valve Corporation. Hale. Xavier: Ooh, Frittata. Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. [teasing] Yes, avenge me. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Get out of town and start a new life. I found out the hard way.". Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. ("Shiny", a metallic drug dealer, beats Xavier as he lies on the ground.). I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. Mocho: I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds. What I need next is either to dye my hair temporarily and obtain the dress. Look buddy, know when you defeated. Mocho: Oh, no. Xavier: My god. Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. OH! Designed by, INVERSORES! Hello? I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. Xavier: I could be your costume. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. I just want to groom and train poodles. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Processing. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm surprised you showed up. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Couldn't save my parents. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Web. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Little longer. Ooga-booga. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. Xavier: Now's not the time, but your brother died of shameful lifestyle choice. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. I always did it like this. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. Like most folks, I've always been different. SoundCloud. You wanna be? Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Xavier: Life. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Charge him a recycling fee! Farmer: I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got. I just repopulated my pants. He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all. Cue the camera focusing on a truck driving by with, Lampshaded again in "Weapons Grade Life" (bolding where the camera suddenly zooms in on the character's lips), A surprisingly subtle example in the very first episode. Charge him a recycling fee. WaitsorryImeandrugs! This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. I'm sorry. Maybe he does it because you're stupid. And a breakfast nook A sauna. Why? I want you, Percy! Caveman: Take that! Bully: Best stay away from that weirdo. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? WCRST, Succotash and the Bird in the morning. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. But not like the others. You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Web. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. Barcode Man: [points gun at Xavier] Do you believe in God? Man: He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. Xavier: That's a complicated question. But how? You may now begin to play the game Xavier: God has put me through his reamer, but I've come out the other side with his calling ["calling" echoes] in my ear! It's just God's tears. We're a dying breed. You could say it started when I was a kid. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. Mexican Gang Leader: I don't want Percy to be our leader anymore. When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Flush them now. Xavier must choose betwixt thy heart and thine mind. Taste pain! IDEAL OPORTUNIDAD DE INVERSION, CODIGO 4803 OPORTUNIDAD!! Mexican Gang Leader: Now everyone will know the Locos are crazy about postmodernist aesthetic contextual reframing. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Man: What do I care? Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. Bully #2: What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! [Clip and Grandmama starts kissing each other like lesbians]. 3. Always glad to help my brethren in the kingdom of life. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. In her place we have "Popo", a very special gorilla from the research center who has been studying sign language under the tutelage of my wife June for three years. Mexican Gang Leader: You did good, Percy. Or, did he? Woman's Voice: Congratulations. Processing. No one deserves a mix-up that bad! Xavier: Don't know. I do love you. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Processing. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. But its too late, you snoze, you lose. Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! You need closure. One episode features a close-up of a mosquito sucking the entirety of fluid out of someone's eyeball. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. How long you stand there, freak? I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. You're flying all funny. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Its's blown ducks. Mexican Gang Leader: I like. Xavier: Really? Mexican Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived out initiation. Another episode features a vulture ripping out a dying man's eye and then flying away. [typing] What Doth Life? Of course, I could in this vein swap to Sadako from Ringu but I think Kayako is much cooler. We're a dying breed. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. Kiss your mother, youngling. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako Preacher: It is my sad duty to announce that our sign language translator has donated her hands to the Needy Groper's Society. You only got one peni? The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts. shattering their partially frozen bodies. What doth Xavier? Hello? I'm the one who asked. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. First Xavier: No. We all have our own way of killing. [flips off the camera while driving away]. If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. Xavier: You can all fret not. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. The heart of an explosion. Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. [echoes] Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. X2: Xavier: I did it. 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