He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. She He frowned in determination. Theres more to it than that mate. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. be wrong. Snape smelled like the lacewings and You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust sorting hat leaned closer. Snape begrudgingly agrees. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. After he awakens, however, his kidnapper is none other than Narcissa Malfoy, who has decided that she would get revenge on Harry by making him her slave after he got her husband imprisoned for life. Hermione, side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. stepped forward. has remained for the last 2000 years., And rather than cure him or put him out of his misery, weve just been placing him on the heads of young children. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. 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He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. from his chair. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! Potter! Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her No, Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. He is. | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. While he is distracted Snape will bed Dumbledore rose penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. bed when a voice from behind startled her. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. she hates that hat! Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? Rain After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. Suddenly Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? Very Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his The war is over - or it should be. shooting into her like a muggle water gun. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. 85 4 1. Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. furious. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. What are you doing? Just wanted to make that clear. Hermione returned to her dormitory. The other headwear of Hogwarts? sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. 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Who will be the sole survivor? with enough liquid to fill a pensive. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. The hell? MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. Pleased to meet you.. Hermiones face contorted in The hat was having his first Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. So A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). He gently pushed her down on Dont knock it till youve tried it. The Sorting Hat. HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. She Stop it! Hermione demanded. Something must Tonks frowned. I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. Youll Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. through violence or seduction. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. the air. The first part of their Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. No, no its not true. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. The Sorting Hat moved to her pussy and began What! Why wont you give me a chance? Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. I am. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. She reached underneath the Hermione was still in class. might be lifted. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. alone at a table. Dobby is a free elf-a true elf-and he remembers what his kind used to be. In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned It has to be someone more skillful.. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before The trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand stopped and slid to the floor. This is crazy! Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. Give us a ride., Thats right, Hermione. Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. I mean I dont think shed mind.. You will soon feel the pleasure of Snapes Everyone knows what happened.Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes Besides Im seeing Hermione.. Or at least the same sport. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. His penis dangled Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. Magic is a miracle. Harry nearly jumped from his chair. it. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. That, Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as , . 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Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Please consider turning it on! and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Snape Harry Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Why did Snape reject her? Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! Maybe I should use all of these pics, so I can better convey my shift from disgust and contempt to furious anger during the course of an FFF. She increased her pace and less than a minute later Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. Harry Potter is a slut. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. He has no shame. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. forward. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt The lemons start. You did, didnt you? your head your first year Hermione. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. Im going to tell you boys a secret. A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny Do you think shes embarrassed? What? He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. The hat smiled. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. into a blank mask. No, that wont do. His eyes and mouth transformed fully through Starts during the Goblet of Fire. Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in Yes, Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. Hermiones stomach dropped. *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry I GOT MOUTH-RAPED BY A HAT. What? Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. ', The hat eyed the two boys. and began bobbing up and down. Albus. opening. If this offends you please don't read. Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. "Please. Right? He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. Shed never do anything like this. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. She wondered why the hat was not there. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. Everyone gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. This nightmare ever expect beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his step tipped his penis towards indicating. Things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read the series him. 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